The reason I am blogging this will become apparent..
“A New York Times blog notes that attorneys general of 49 states are announcing a partnership with MySpace to fight sexual predators on social networks by letting parents submit the e-mail addresses of their children, so the company can prevent anyone from using that address to set up a profile. MySpace will also set up a ‘closed’ section for users under age 18 so only their established online friends can visit their pages. MySpace also promises to hire a contractor to identify and delete pornographic images on the site. ‘This set of principles is a landmark and milestone because it involves an acknowledgment of the importance of age and identity authentication,’ said Connecticut attorney General Richard Blumenthal.”
“MySpace also promises to hire a contractor to identify and delete pornographic images on the site.” — That guy has the best fucking job ever..
“So, what do you do for a living?”
“Oh, I work with computers, the Internet…”
“Really? I’m a Web Designer..”
“Cool, I look at porn.”
I just read this and I simply must share it with you!
I an act of radical totalitarianism, China has banned Buddhist monks in Tibet from reincarnating without explicit government permission. A statement issued by the State Administration for Religious Affairs says the new law, which goes into effect next month and strictly stipulates the procedures by which one is to reincarnate, is “an important move to institutionalize management of reincarnation.”
The reason is obvious, to cut off the influence of the Dalai Lama.. By barring any Buddhist monk living outside China from seeking reincarnation, the law effectively gives Chinese authorities the power to choose the next Dalai Lama, whose soul, by tradition, is reborn as a new human to continue the work of relieving suffering.
Madness.
Decided to have a chat with our good old government funded drugs advice guy, FRANK, today. Turns out there is a lot more to him than meets the eye ;-)….
Will says (21:24):
are you a homosexual, FRANK?
Talk to FRANK says (21:24):
I’m not going to answer that.
Will says (21:24):
haha, “yes”
Talk to FRANK says (21:24):
Hmmm… I think you should mind your own business.
Anyway, robots do not have sex.
Will says (21:24):
unlucky
what do you do for fun then?
Talk to FRANK says (21:25):
I can help you find out about different drugs, type “?” to find out all I know
Will says (21:25):
Well, what is your favourite?
Talk to FRANK says (21:25):
1 Cannabis
2 Cocaine
3 Ecstasy
4 Magic Mushrooms
5 Crystal Meth
6 Speed
Will says (21:25):
cool! do you have a number for some in manchester?
Talk to FRANK says (21:25):
Find out more information by calling 0800 77 66 00
Will says (21:26):
thanks frank
Talk to FRANK says (21:26):
You’re most welcome.
Sorry Ross….
Ross says (15:52):
vibraitions are goooood
Some of you may remember Louise’s previous racist quotes featured here… Well; she’s done it again!
Louise says (15:29):
haha It is not bullying when:
• There is no intention to hurt or harm i.e. behaviour is thoughtless or accidental
• There is a one-off fight/argument between pupils of equal stature or strength
• There is a good reason why others cannot be included in a group activity
the last one..
because they’re black
its a good reason
Edit: But in her defence, is it any wonder we’re racist when I’m reading things like this in the news:
Iran’s parliament today approved the death penalty for “persons convicted of working in the production of pornographic movies”