I fucking hate nobheads
Just went for my lunch.. Went to Greggs. On the way back I was walking through the Preston Outdoor Market and some little chavvy bastard rode his bike into me. “HA” was his only response before riding off again.
Not being one to provoke and/or aggravate such situations I quickly nipped through one of the stalls and stepped out just in time to knock the little cunt off his bike. “HA”.
I executed the maneuver so smoothly and with so much class that I didn’t even care that he called me a Cock Munch. I felt like Jason Bourne and that was good enough for me 
In other news, I just checked the Manchester BBC News Page. A Rape, a mugging, an assault, more rape, a shooting, a hit and run, another rape and yet another assault. Busy night crims!