You Cheeky Bastard
I don’t know how many of you have heard of Heron, so I’ll fill you in. It’s one of those Frozen Food “Supermarkets” that sells everything for <¬£1 and probably has AIDS… Makes Kwik Save look like M&S Food. Am I painting a clear enough mental image here? I hope so! Into said image add me, grabbing some tea bags for the office. In walks someone else, a scruffy git. He walks straight towards me “‘Scuse me mate, where are your Red Bulls?”. I stared, in disbelief. “Excuse me, these clothes are worth more than this fucking shop.. And don’t ‘mate’ me you fucking cheeky twat”… I was actually speechless. He obviously doesn’t know me…. Or much, for that fact.