London Underground
Had this in my head all day, so thought I’d share it with you all - very funny stuff (to the tune of “The Jam - Going Underground”)
Some people might like to get a train to work
Or drive in in a Beamer or a merc,
Some guys like to travel in by bus,But I can’t be bothered with the fuss today
I’m going to take my bike,
Coz once again the Tube’s on strike.The greedy bastards want extra pay
for sitting on their arse all day
even though they earn 30K.So I’m standing here in the pouring rain,
Where the fuck’s my fucking train?London Underground, London Underground
They’re all lazy fucking useless cunts
London Underground, London Underground
They’re all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle…All they say is “Please mind the doors”,
and they learned that on the two day course,
This job could be done by a four year old.They just leave us freezing in the cold.
What you smell is what you get
Burger King and piss and sweatYou roast to death in the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet
and chewing gum on every seat,
so don’t tell me to “Mind the gap”
I want my fucking money back.London Underground, London Underground
They’re all lazy fucking useless cunts
London Underground, London Underground
They’re all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle…
la-la-la-la, la-la-la-laThe floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a fucking tramp,
But the drivers get the day off when we’re all late for work again.London Underground, London Underground
Wa-Wa-Wankers, they’re all wankers
London Underground, London UndergroundTake your Oystercard, and shove it up your arsehole.