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When David Cameron asked Arnie to come and talk at a Conservative Conference; there was only one answer he could conceive…. “I’ll be Blackpool”

That’s right folks! The Arnold Schwarzenegger is coming to Blackpool to speak in the Conservative Conference this Autumn.. I can’t wait! I don’t know what more to say really, so I’ll just quote the man: “I have inhaled, exhaled everything.” — Bye!

Regular readers will be aware that Greg Stanton is a bad coder, because I showed you a few days ago. Well today I found some shocking code today, and thought you’d all appreciate a laugh - make those last 30 minutes of the week go a bit faster:

define( "dbHost", IC_DB_HOST );
if (!defined("dbUser")) define("dbUser", IC_DB_USER );
if (!defined("dbPassword")) define("dbPassword", IC_DB_PASS);
define( 'Clampsdb_Name', IC_DB_DB );

One again, Greg Stanton - I salute you!

Yep, a fresh new firebolt.project-cynosure.com running on gentoo, and a lot more secure/well setup than the last “attempt”. Taken a good few days but we got there eventually. Currently none of the services previously offered are available, but that should be sorted by monday or tuesday of next week depending what service(s) you used.

Guess that’s about it really… Have a nice weekend everyone.

So, decided to do a google blogsearch for Will Boyce - see if anything interesting came up… And the result, oh the result - I could not have wished for something more interesting!

I laughed hysterically when she was dancing with Will Boyce, who was playing Rolf aka the Nazi boyfriend. But dude, OMG. During intermission, I sneaked backstage to see everybody and Will Boyce THREW ME AGAINST A WALL AND PINNED ME THERE FOR A GOOD WHILE. It was really weird.

So, I was looking through some code today [at work] and I found this:

$sql = "SELECT cMobile,bActive FROM clampers";
$db->query($sql);
$cMessage ="GROUP TEXT: ".$cMessage;
while ($db->next_record())
{
	$cMobile =$db->f('cMobile');
	if ($db->f('bActive')==1){
		$result = sendSMS($cMobile,$cMessage);
		LogSMS($receiver,$cMobile,$cMessage,$result,$cSender);
	}
}

I mean.. What’s wrong with ‘SELECT cMobile FROM clampers WHERE bActive=1′? Sigh, I dunno what the world is coming to but Greg Stanton; you cannot code… ‘Grats!