January 7th, 2009


Oh Heinz, how you boil my beans!

Filed under: Rant, Food — Will Boyce on May 11th, 2006 @ 1:46

Starving!

That was me, when I got in today.. So I made some food. “I’ll have two tins of beans” I thought. However, this plan was soon cut short. Not by the lack of Beans, no.. Beans were plentiful (so long as I didn’t want more than 2 tins!), so I empty the first can into the pan, and what is this?! Black beans?! I don’t know what you’ve done to my beans Heinz, but they are not cool! That’s right, This is not cool beans and This is not a drill!

I had to settle for 1 tin of beans after this! It went OK, I made a mountain out of the 6 slices of toast that accompanied and made the beans stretch.. Would’ve been better as a 2×8 meal! (thats beans by toast :P).. Heinz will be recieving a letter in regards to unedable beans though, so hopefully i’ll get some kind of wicked free-beans-hamper! I’ll keep you updated :P


5 Comments »

  1. :| Deary me. I expected more from the snack giant itself. Bad form Heinz.
    Good luck getting your beans hamper though. You should use it to make some kind of pimped beans-based snack.

    Comment by ross — May 11th, 2006 @ 1:53

  2. Photos! The crowd wants photos!!

    Comment by JonB — May 11th, 2006 @ 14:01

  3. Hehe, the crowd will have to wait :P. I emailed Heinz today:

    Thank You
    Your email has been sent to Careline at Heinz who will respond to you as soon as they can.

    Hopefully they’ll get back to me soon.. I also invited to them comment on this post.. I’ve never had problems with the snack-gods before, they deserve a say :P

    Watch this Space!

    Comment by Will Boyce — May 13th, 2006 @ 0:32

  4. […] Unfortunately, It’s not a hamper, but a √Ǭ£2 voucher for Heinz products will do me nicely, especially since I only paid like 50p for the tin of beans! Kinda wish the paper had been bean-printed, as opposed to plain white paper.. Bit boring to be honest.. I also gave Heinz a link to my previous article and invited them to comment, but nothing. […]

    Pingback by blog dot will boyce dot com » Heinz Poundz! — May 17th, 2006 @ 23:06

  5. […] Heinz have been recieving quite a bit of attention from our little blogging community this week! Look at how kind they were to Mr. Will Boyce after his little Heinz related mishap. […]

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